Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

['Arrow to the Knee']

LOL hey guyz (get it because "z" is not usually used as a replacement for the letter "s". thats the joke there) this video was so funny like when the guy screams and then tells a character not to do something but then the character does it. this movie was so well written i've never seen a flash anywhere near this flash's originalities (get it because i wrote "originalities" plural but in real life mushrooms dont do that) like how the one character yells loudly and the other character is dumb and then there's a violence oh boy its nothing like any flash i've ever seen except for the awesome videos, chris oniell's work, raving rabbids on nintendo wii, asdf, the arfenhouse flashes, and all the meme reaction faces on the internet so original and cool 11/10 5/5 favorite subscribe nobelprize hoola hoops and shut up and take my money (get it because in futurama, like, when fry eats a mushroom it makes him grow bigger but in real life mushrooms dont do that)

thank you for reading my 100% factual reaction to this amazing piece of original, well-written, completely focused and relevant content on the internet.

psychicpebbles responds:

look everyone, it's dante, the man who claims he makes real art because he plays sad songs on done-to-death flat love stories! don't scare him, he might not make any more glorious deep art after this

[Willie D Scare of TheMoon]

william D has won moviejam 2

RogersEntertainment responds:

Say What Wow

[Rub a Dub Dub]

cum cum cum <3

Krutches responds:

:PantsEmote:

[The Brony Madness]

1. 2d side scrolling killing with bad cut outs of pony heads. really original.

2. no plot resolution with the main character dying for no reason. original

3. what does my little pony have to do with madness? nothing. if handled better there might have been something here

4. whats the point? or even more important what is the plot? why are the characters doing what they do?

you sir have reached a low that has been there since kids went on the internet. one that is not new or exciting, but ratherone that is bland, stale, forgettable, and full.

Phat-Rat responds:

Okay, I apologize my first animation didn't reach your expectations. I am still new to the whole madness scene, I understand that the animation does not have a story line, but I will be building one with my next part. Besides I only started this last week, didn't have much time to work with it. Thanks for the review, I'll make sure I fix my errors in the future!

[Madness Attemptation]

CREATIVITY HONEST TO GOD CREATIVITY

oh boy i wat screaming out of my seat when i saw this. another flash that is honestly different from the others!!! even though yours and mine are the only ones to be different so far today, i favorited this. it made me full of glee. it made me really excited and happy to see another artist come forward and think outside the constant tweens and multitudes of senseless violence.

even though there are flaws in the execution of this flash, its still more than enjoyable. its downright wonderful.

i'm proud to run in the race against another creative person. well done.

DrJuiceMan responds:

I just checked yours out and by god, you beat me in the creativity department.Thanks a bunch though for the very positive reaction!

[Random Madness Test]

interesting concept, and it looks more like a tech demo than an actual flash.

the animations (for the most part) were good, but sometimes they tried to make something they thought was funny or relevant, when it clearly wasn't. its very little to fight against the concept, but the concept itself really isn't that incredibly groundbreaking or necessary.

juanford66 responds:

ty.

[Kingdom Farts!]

didn't laugh or smile at this. you have a major issue with joke context and timing. the entire time i was like "i have seen these set ups and pay offs before. where's the creativity? oh yeah i forgot this is a kingdom hearts parody on the internet".

you tried to make it spammy for comedic effect, but the rest had more effort put into it to the point where its neither good spam nor good parody. this isn't satire because its not over the top about the production and ideas themselves. its the execution of those drab ideas and mediocre at that.

you did get close to 1 chuckle when mickey said "then i used my house key", but then it went on, and fucking on with these boring, unfunny jokes.

tip: if you want to learn how to write, stop thinking that 'farts' are funny on a first reaction level. same with memes and other basic 'this existed' jokes. try to think of your own dialogue and how you can completely defy expectation.

MistyE responds:

thanks for the review, i'll work on it.

[It All Ends]

december "21th"? that was an unfortunate laugh in such a good flash. i still love its simplicity and its atmosphere.

wonderful work man

rsetienne responds:

Well i guess the guy in the animation is a little retarded. Or maybe since the world was ending an all he didn't pay close attention.

[Soup of the Day #15]

magic in a box

SoupSquad responds:

Box in a magic.

[The New Guys]

dagoma

morcov responds:

shut yer stink hole Tom!!