Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ackbar : Reviewer]

robert and ebert, you suck my dick and balls

ackbar was the perfect replacement for that douchebox

and the movie was pretty bad....

the one thing that would have made that movie salvageable is if Bill Murray played all the aliens

that would've made it a smash hit fall blockbuster

controlroomguy..... why are you now voiced by dunce???

did meatwadsprite go "well, i guesswe'll try and make this my worst one yet... basspro and davidzx only made it better, so we better resort to dunce!!!"

i dont know man

but i gotta admit

good writing

[SUCH A]

it tells the story of a fallen hero very well....

A huge hit in England last spring and a shoe-in for instant cult-classic status, "Video Game Chronicles" is a hysterical dual-genre spoof about a 29-year-old London layabout who sees a n****r outbreak as his big chance to win back his peeved, reliability-seeking girlfriend by coming to her rescue -- a plan he manages to screw up in every conceivable way.

Writers Khawner(who directs) and Betino Baez (who plays the title character) have labeled their flick a "dying dicks galore: the movie film" (zombie romantic comedy), and they delight in taking wickedly funny potshots at all the clichés that inspired them, beginning with the morning fawx wakes up oblivious to a world full of dick-starved ExKeys.

Khonjin responds:

THIS IS EPISODE 4 YOU IDIOT

[Clocks: The Revengence]

great use of the snippets of my art :D

i love the organization and usage of copyrighted characters thrown in for no reason,

the idea is pretty basic

well executed syncing

and pretty good for a 2 day thing (over skype too)

this was not quite a yiff in hell, but it was good :D

PaperBat responds:

Oh dante, you and your wacky zaney reviews

[New Jack Chase]

your best

very well drawn scheme

the story is just a basic "chasing the rabbit" mechanism (its a storyline involving someone chasing something but will never seem to get it)

the humor isnt top notch, but it was a great attempt

the tweens, again, aren't great

but tweens arent your forte :)

the frame by frame....

wow

you impress

you really impress with your octopi arm style, and your crazy unrealistic designs

you definitely show what you can do with this flash :)

[luis takes a shit.]

hi (berb)

luis is a frosted cupcake

my dick

[Ackbar : Espionage]

this was funny

im not quoting any of the bullshit from that episode.

it was good. just good. too good. dont give me that do goody good bullshit

where's my endorsement deal from pixar?????

[Spoof of the Colossus]

D: pretty good

some of the voice syncing seemed a bit cheesy

the audio was also a bit awkwardly timed

but the writing was great

the overall effort into the artwork of the colossi was magnificent

the observations of the game were good

i liked the little scooby doo sound effects thrown here and there

overall

it was a great movie!

(but could use some quick improvements, like mouth positioning and more than just tweens moving the characters aka fbf)

and i hope your supervillain submission is as good as this :D

[Scentence]

sneaky snake

goes dancing

wiggle'n and a' hiss'n

Tmanhattan responds:

get killed

[Ackbar : Heist]

wiw smiff

should have played as bruce willis in the movie "pulp fiction"

and chuck norris should've played the role of shaq in "steel"

i think we all can learn a lesson from a flash like this

PS:

i was once a fresh prince of orange cola

[Absoulutly Pointless]

im astonished

you mention meatwadsprite, kawner, and dion twice in the movie because they are the three promoted on the commentary

nice

also

i, as well as chxos, theemokiller, and diamond armada have been in more sprite a days and have put more effort into our parts than khawner

comon

please do your history before you make a flash about what you just happened to glance at

also

SAD was a bomb for trophy collab that MWS set up

it had twisted corrupt morals

we mostly made em because they were fun practice and gave a little preview of what we have to offer

i thank you for liking the series soo much....

but it died

it died a while back

if you want more into, PM me and i will give a complete history of the series's ups and downs

or dont

please learn to animate better as well

but it wasnt the worst thing i have ever seen.

marccox08 responds:

k i understand