Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Furries In Space Ii]

yiff in hell

duckling wanker

lets have magic adventures with fucking sucks

[Firefox 2]

christoph!!! youve shit your pants again!

there is a new SI unit for gayness

that unit will be measured by "crebs"

[Shitler's List]

four men in a tub

there's a shit stain on my computer screen

oh wait... when i scroll down, its gone....

[Six Minutes of Nothing]

ol fornoreason...

you and your demos and fat jokers and your pissing on corpses and your reading shit that is around you, and Jaiografee, and reading experts, and wonderful books, and other little voice acts you've done for me and others.

like the mark furby collab!

and the super-villain collab (which never worked out!)

good job scott and Mitchell!

PS: WHISTLE BITCHES!!!

[Ackbar : Reviewer]

robert and ebert, you suck my dick and balls

ackbar was the perfect replacement for that douchebox

and the movie was pretty bad....

the one thing that would have made that movie salvageable is if Bill Murray played all the aliens

that would've made it a smash hit fall blockbuster

controlroomguy..... why are you now voiced by dunce???

did meatwadsprite go "well, i guesswe'll try and make this my worst one yet... basspro and davidzx only made it better, so we better resort to dunce!!!"

i dont know man

but i gotta admit

good writing

[SUCH A]

it tells the story of a fallen hero very well....

A huge hit in England last spring and a shoe-in for instant cult-classic status, "Video Game Chronicles" is a hysterical dual-genre spoof about a 29-year-old London layabout who sees a n****r outbreak as his big chance to win back his peeved, reliability-seeking girlfriend by coming to her rescue -- a plan he manages to screw up in every conceivable way.

Writers Khawner(who directs) and Betino Baez (who plays the title character) have labeled their flick a "dying dicks galore: the movie film" (zombie romantic comedy), and they delight in taking wickedly funny potshots at all the clichés that inspired them, beginning with the morning fawx wakes up oblivious to a world full of dick-starved ExKeys.

Khonjin responds:

THIS IS EPISODE 4 YOU IDIOT