Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Where are the Dinosaurs?]

clever

this was pretty damned funny. props riceprivates

[goggles are sexy luis]

joke

and thats all folks!

actually pretty well done. not unlike many things i made

[Poontah!]

such an old joke

but done incredibly well.

great job

[Kawaii Battle Stars]

pissed

its soem serious sexy sex time the movie my favorite desu time.

you has

[Pokemon PoopBrown Version]

terrible audio design

the audio just cuts out at the worst possible moments, the song choice adds nothing to the tone they are meaning to set, the voice acting was annoying to say the least, and everything seemed like either a straight rip off or dumb parody of everything that newgrounds has parodied before.

this flash has 2 pros i can mention:

1: it is a hefty flash, that has an "ok" ending"
2. it showed effort in making custom sprites.

but when the writing is that bad, the audio that uncontrolled, and general ugliness really leave little to be liked.

there is just not much i can say thats good about this besides the fact that you had the patience to copy and paste all those sprites.

good luck with your "pus tan" or whatever your doing, because it better be a hell of a lot better than this.

Eastbeast responds:

I learned alot from this flash, I'll keep what you said in mind for my next one. As for "Pus Tan" I have no idea what you are saying, and if it doesn't meet your standards, I don't feel any loss either.

[C. Crashing a Wedding]

it was good

ok art design, incredible amounts of well done effects, ok writing, and generally pretty good besides the bland audio design of the latter part of the flash, where there is nothing but awkward silences with bad, generic effects to imply whats going on.

good, but work on the effects' audio presentation.

[C.L.A.P. 1 : Tones]

stole my FP spot

um... and it was just ok with no real animation,a nd simply keyframes spread out with text in them.

1 laugh for me personally from "you fuck a horse", but thats about it.

you could have done much better.

[PokeMan : Revenge]

um...

ok hulalaoo styled animation, but the worst voice acting i have heard to date.

the writing is ok, and i sort of liked the premise, but god the VA was.... just.... ear aids.

haitam responds:

ahaha I know I suck,there ain't much I can do about it now.I'll keep it in mind next time.