Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Primal War 20 vol 2]

terrible audio

the soundtrack and audio in general was blaring and sported HORRENDOUS quality. its been half a decade... learn to obtain and compress audio correctly.

as for the athetics, you did work pretty hard, but dude, why all the base tweens? its been 6 years since you began and i didn't see 1 eased tween to help the realism in this flash. i dont care how choppy you might claim you wanted this flash to be, but that was inexcusable for the amount of FbF movieclips you made for this.

oh, and the editing was genuinely awful. the timing for everything that happens is plain awful, rapid, and frankly seems tacked on.

you worked hard, but you never had time to learn the fine points of editing, animating, and audio control.

~Pants

[My Dentist Quentis]

dent quent

whose a dentis quite?

[Salad Fingers Episode 9]

wow what

woderful but fix the api that pops up every scene :)

[Leo & Satan IV]

chris

you ruined my life with crack cocaine

[shitty ditty doo]

eats a leaf

your not that funny the fleep

[Open Letter to Game Devs]

one of your all time best

the rebuttle i got from nogroonds was jus appling!!! i couldnt belve that they dicsliked my writings about the fact that this isnt an awesome movie and should be hated based on that grrr but i am a fair guy so ill giv u a one because it had the bpretty colors and it was good. tralaa and tralee i am the off now

~Love Dampte

[An Easter Massacre 5]

this is pretty awful

the writing mostly. everything in this is just repugnant and full of overused themes. the Dragon Ball Z styled fighting isn't cool, its tired. it makes the popping up jokes even less funny than the nothingness they were. writing "LoL sexism" is like saying "LOL i made a sexist 'joke' on a sign that i'm sure 2% of my audience can read and they probably wont get its sexist without accouncing it down in the corner!!! laugh at me!!!". never do that again. the animations were just ok, and showed you really wanted this project to work (which apparently it did), and i honestly don't know how.

the usage of foreground jokes is not funny. thats something else you should quit doing. writing whatever just happened in the corner for 12 frames doesn't make it funny. if they weren't there, maby i would have mildly enjoyed the craziness and the unbridled stupidity. also, the music volume was WAY too loud to make out what any character was saying. that wasn't even excusable because you can dynamically adjust audio in flash. that was just laziness.

in conclusion, less is more. the more effort you put into something small makes it shine that much brighter to everyone, while putting too much effort everywhere is just a tangled mess, and thats what this flash is. A tangled mess.

~Dante224

[Luigi Becomes Tall]

meh

you at least have the basic knowledge of animating and motion tweens. the writing is almost as bad as our old sprite a days though :(

RareKirby responds:

LMAO

[Jerry 2]

Jerry 2 electric

hoods and boogloo

[Hola_Pescado!]

very good

hello sir