Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fish Puncher!]

what in fuck's cunt?

my asshole is singing some pretty songs right about now

[Pinata Party]

so fucking over the top

loved it. simply great.

i dont think there was much that could have been improved besides the vomit ending.

i think it would have been more impactful had the tint got darker while you heard the eating sounds, and the screen went to black.

[Vince The Voodoo doll]

inspiring and sexy

oh wait no its not

[Eman Tells Betino a story]

funny

oh wait no its not

[Bral Funies]

you didn't get the

joke

[The Death of Nyan Cat]

nothing about this was any good

you actually used the lowest common denominator by using "wtf boom" 4 years after it was even partially amusing.

that and you actually used 1 unfunny meme to overshadow an even less funny meme.

there is nothing keeping this interesting or fun. write something that isn't complete garbage.

[Friendship is Magic Bitch]

moon bitch

yeah, i saw this on YT this morning.

not bad, but it does what its supposed to well, and its pretty funny.

good butterbags to you

[House on clouds]

not good

the audio is simply horrific.

the animation was sloppy, jagged, in a style that's mostly ripped from lazymuffin, the timing was awful, everything moved way too slow, and it was a very boring flash.

i mean, i cant say you didn't try, and the plot was ok, but remember that timing, presence, and ease/physics mean a lot when animating.

also, try shading. it makes everything look 10x better if its consistent.

[Das Booty]

oh my

what a wonderful introduction to this series for me :)

i was pleasantly surprized by the "code monkies" esque style and its generally perfect timing.

i cant say much more positive about this besi... *breaks lamp while typing*