Horsenwelles's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[hitlar]

oney is obviously a racist

a sexy, irish, manly, dainty, loveable, rapable, yummy, bitter, wafting, flapping, shiny, subtle, crazy racist.

like heetlir

WoodenSneakers responds:

Well I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MOST OF THOSE THINGS!!!!!!!!!

Except for the racist part.

[Darnell&PicoINLUUUUV]

darnell has a serious disease

its the one where his orgasms shoot out fire.

i would seriously get that checked out man....

(.cum..... bad joke :P)

WoodenSneakers responds:

Oh man! Bad! What?! That's a great joke! RIght? Right? ISN'T IT?!

Anyway, that'z why Pico is fucking Danrell: he doesn't want a colon full of firecum.

[Cinnamon Swirl]

cinammon toast crunch optometry!

have a nice day and enjoy your new cinnamon flavored glasses!

its always better with a glass of milk :D

Chickenlump responds:

The fun really starts when you get corrective laser surgery.

[Madness Kombat]

my friend called this "gay"

and i agree....

this is a mess

seriously re-evaluate how to draw/color/create anything that you can consider creative

this is not art

MagMutt114 responds:

Real tough you only look at the bad art and not the good one's.

[Rollerskates]

why i dont go to the skating rink

because it will vomit cheese on me

what a nasty creation my friend :O

Chickenlump responds:

Can't really blame him. He gets all wound up when hitting the rink.

[Prote-O-Type]

it has 14 positive uses around the house!

what REALLY gets customers' attention is when someone's toenail enfuses with a machine gun fused to his elbow! it creates a great juice mixer!!!

Chickenlump responds:

I need to get me one of those. I got this peach-mango drink recipe I've been dying to try.

[Gore Rillers]

get the cool

get the cool shoe shine!

Chickenlump responds:

What is this, England during the Irish famine?

[NG NAMELESS CAL]

funny

that you only drew lines fawx ;D

sucho's coloring work is very well designed and excecuted

if only there was a co-author system in the art portal...

Fawx responds:

dante bante.

[A Lesson in History: Part 1]

noop nop nup nap naap nerpy derp doo

i just stringed different combinations of vowels between 2 seperate consonates to make oddly mezmerotic and funny sounds xD

that is funny right? right? :(

oh

well

that picture is last Christmas dinner then...

Chickenlump responds:

That's not supposed to be funny.

Dicks.

[Blood and Triscuits]

im silent

the second one is as sexy as those furries

Chickenlump responds:

Equality in doability.