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[...That Hedgehog!]

slopnic

i herd he runs fast

and he has a chili dog fetish

Chickenlump responds:

It's not a lifestyle.

[Tattoos]

poopie

i would whip that tattoo's ass if it diddnt get back on my arm!

and nice little joke there!

Chickenlump responds:

I find this pun awfully Demitri Martin-ish. However, I assure you, I am the genius behind the joke.

[The Beating Tree]

this happened to my cousin vinny

now he's sleeping with the squirrels

Chickenlump responds:

Bada-bing, bada-boom, y'know what I'm saying?

[Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie]

nope, that was aliens

i like the furry style of eggman

but sonic the mildly accelerated bachelor is just stale and choppy

i want to kick that blueish haired cunt in the cock

want some candy in the back of my truck?

Chickenlump responds:

...Double-be-Wary.

[Tairy Greene's Acting Seminar]

fix the firn back

its a good name :O

Chickenlump responds:

I know where I can get me some iced tea.

[Teh SmimS]

obey

go to the orphanage and release 6 rottweilers into the dormitories and light the propane tanks in their cellars on fire

this will get you $400 sims dollars

then you will be able to get that new coat you want soo badly!

Chickenlump responds:

Crafty in the rafters, ain't ya?

The only secrets I'm aware of is some dairy drink that fulfills your hunger need.

[Vampiritic Guinea Pigs]

*Ordering Now*

sounds like a fun carnival ride!

cant wait to see it in the summer.... wait (its july right now)

Chickenlump responds:

Oh my. I suppose I should have started filming in winter.

Oh wells.

[The Impassible Difference]

disappointing

he's dissing and hes pointing

im going to go look at something better

Chickenlump responds:

Understandable.

[Yes.]

i feel like wearing a bag over my head

...

Chickenlump responds:

Yes.

[Ways to Wish Away Another One]

oh hickpence!

what a clumsy fool there

Chickenlump responds:

Stabsolutely. Shaved his crainal tissue right off.