Horsenwelles's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cpt. Amish vs The Space Ninjas]

fatkidwithajetpick

is not nearly as talented as a loaf of bread with a spoon jammed in it

nice ninja space men and women there!

Chickenlump responds:

How observational.

I'm not sure the requester will appreciate you calling him a fatty.

[Angel on a Triceratops]

DRAW

a candlestick with an axe on a scuba diver with an axe holding another axe holding axe body spray!!!

Chickenlump responds:

Can the "axes" be guitars instead?

[Sakura on a Flying Bison]

becauise M nite shamland

made a MOCKRY of our solid fundations and snack food productsionss.

THELASTGENDERBENDER

Chickenlump responds:

Not on my watch, you Indian filmmaker.

[feelgood hit of the summer]

Nicotine Valium Vicodin

Marijuana Ecstasy and Alcohol

lenkalamari responds:

after 17 reviews someone FINALLY GETS IT thankyou

[Bug Chasers]

i fucked a cricket

she never chirped me back...

YDON U LOV ME?!

Chickenlump responds:

I screwed a porcupine.

It hurt.

[Sparkletrog]

suckerpunch

this is that movie there

IMA WATCH IT

Chickenlump responds:

That is there movie over that there which that.

[Shapes 05 - Relationships]

i want to animat this shit

WHOR

Chickenlump responds:

I actually do plan on that.

[Shapes 04 - Band]

lead

too bad punk never had a lead ever in a thousand years

Chickenlump responds:

Like you would know. Punk is a clean and industrious genre of music, unlike, ironically, industrial pop.

[Shapes 03 - Love]

blow

hookers

Chickenlump responds:

In Soviet Russia, hookers blow you!

...Wait...

[Shapes 02 - Nightmare]

i got a 2 lines

in the 3rd gameboi in heLL

Chickenlump responds:

Wait...

Third gameboy? Impossible!