they are spookie doo! they are real night night terrors that will make you a little uneasy!

really though, here's my creepypastas:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Buzzing_In_My_Ears

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Music_Box_and_the_Baker

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Make_Yourself_a_Sandwich

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Inside_Corners

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mistakes

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/To_My_Stalker

http://www.soupsquad.com/motherland/thread.php?id=8847 (I Don't Like Her Anymore)

http://www.soupsquad.com/motherland/thread.php?id=8871 (The Waterpark)

hope you enjoyed these =)

i'll keep writing and hopefully you guys get something from it ;)

welp, i'm back from florida, and let me tell you, my dick is tired.

anyways, we gots a stream going and we want you to...

watch: http://youtu.be/kk8su5D9wo0

or

participate in the conversation: https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/hoaevent/AP36tYc7E-fmakh4R6RkSAKHG0FXbkCBXQR1TdeC8w67h5cUPwZjNg?authuser=0&hl=en

lets have a good fucking time ;D

we're making flashes and we're gonna make em passes! anybody skips a day and they get a big ol ban to the dick.

if you want some free save points for your account, howsabout you give a couple 5's our way? we make wacky flashies that make the lady's panties drop, and we really need your support of our holiday!

soupsquad needs YOU!

http://www.soupsquad.com/motherland/index.php

i hope you enjoy it, or at least carry something from it! i worked hard on this,  and i really, really hope it does someone good. =)

here's the link so you can vote on it: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642343

mannnn

http://www.buzzsprout.com/24628

time to cast a line out to sea...

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/576813

so yeah, its been a little while since i've posted flash work, and believe me i've been busy on multiple projects for a while now, as well as my musical projects, so please bear with me.

in the meantime i've decided to make a little podcast program where i talk about funny things, philosophy, film, science (as incorrectly as anyone could ever talk about science), and just interesting tidbits that i find cool to talk about. just some talk radio i suppose.

oh well, have fun listening to my mostly-coherent didlidoos and doodiddilie docks.

PS: next flash will be a soup flash. it will be specfuckular

https://www.facebook.com/notes/daniel-williams/top-10-film-makers-who-inspire-me/10151876420001389 if you dont feel like reading my facebook, here's the scoop:  

10. quentin tarantino he makes 70's exploits in the modern day about things. i find his work fun and i find his interests fun. i just dont think he's as powerfully grounded or clever as the rest of these people, but hey, he's definitely impressive and sincere about what he likes.

9. jay bauman/mike stoklasa (redlettermedia in general) these guys are so funny and so mindblowingly direct that its hard to see why more people dont watch their work. they make films about characters in webshows and they make films based on reviewing other films while creating character and jokes of their own within those reviews. they really are wonderful and have inspired countless jokes of mine and countless times of laughter as well as education about film. they teach with their comedy, and then play it off as a joke to themselves. amazing comedy group these guys.

8. terry gilliam he made a ton of monty python. he made brazil. he made fear and loathing in las vegas. he has a serious eye for detail, the camera, the writing involved, and comedy in general. a fantastic artist who i still respect to this day.

7. stanley kubrick kubrick!? this low on the list!?!?!? yes. this guy made some of the most important pieces of dramatic, funny, horriffic, and downright brilliant pieces of film ever made. he's not as personally important to me as a content producer as others, but he's a serious inspiration to the art form, and i wish he could still be alive this very day.

6. mark busseler ok, you probably dont know the name. this guy makes classic game room and is the producer/director of inecom. classic game room is so witty, so direct, and so briskly done that it gives me hope in the sheer amount of love he has for video games as fun and as art. a genuinely funny guy who makes videos at such an alarming rate every day that its nearly impossible to not be impressed at his talent.  

5. paul verhoeven if satire was a sandwich, this guy is subway. he makes some incredibly funny satire and finds it a way to both express silliness with general ideas and modern society as well as using it to create universes that he finds so bad that he finds comfort in them existing. he's a wonderfully happy film maker who made robocop, starship troopers, show girls, and many other great hilarious movies that become awesome the more times you think about them. i simply love this guy.

4. david lynch  

he does creepy, creative things. i like creepy when its done just right, and he's the perfect example of a horror storyteller with a vision. a great, compelling film maker who i think you might have heard of.

3. david cronenburg he's a film maker you might not be aware of, but he's far from being unheard. his remake of the fly, videodrome, a history of violence, scanners (what is a scanner david? i still dont know. inside joke), all are visually compelling, incredibly creative, and they all have strong themes that blow my mind. he loves violence as a fun film making artform, and its wonderfully entertaining as well as simply fun. a great film maker who is still working to this very day.  

2. mel brooks he's mel brooks. you've probably seen at least one movie he was involved in and/or made himself. he thrives in comedy and has a wonderful passion for getting across his brilliant concepts. i would reccommend anything he's been a part of to anyone who just wants to laugh, think, and may be even feel a part of. he also won all of the possible academy awards (an egot winner as vsauce calls it) and that is notable enough for you to praise his work. awards or not, he will make you laugh and feel joy.

1. edgar wright this director is who i would consider my favorite. his films are all wonderful, and he has only made 4. 2 of which are my top 2 favorite films. he makes the very best out of what he has and what he can do with characters and a camera. he makes brilliant comedy using what he loves and what he wants to express as sincerely and as powerfully as he possibly can with usually under 2 hours to make it possible. his truly wonderful sincerity as well as his unabridged talent for film and just art in general has inspired me every time i pop in one of his movies in a dvd player. a remarkable human being and a remarkable film maker.

its like comic sans only 10 times better! check out my shitttttt  

too spookies for yourselves? well then go watch some porn i dont care.

here's the scoop so i have a public copywritten newspost containing my idea:

game draft-- Trust

a multiplayer game with 4 or more per game allowed. no less will start the game. the players are inhabiting a box with some kind of color or design that denotes them (possibly their user image from NG as well as a link to their account API). the players have 3 options: hinder, assist, stock. the game's goal is to survive by retaining mana, aka a sort of energy system and having your opponents mana fall to 0. it acts as your wealth, health, and power.

hinder:

hindering is attacking the following player, it lowers their mana by an amount that mirrors your level at that time in relation to theirs and their stock amount. it gives you a little experience, and the hindered player no experience. this is the riskiest decision seeing how you break trust with the affected user, and though is the only way to beat other players, you dont get much experience.

assist:

this is the most safe option to choose, though the most costly in terms of mana. you give a little mana to the following player (less than you've spent), but you and the affected player gain experience. spamming this ability will drain your mana exponentially and cause you to lose the game quicker than any other option. it is also the most safe and effective strategy to level up for most of the game. just be cautious of your mana.

stock:

this is the middle of the road choice. this costs the middling amount of mana and reduces the amount of mana you will lose if attacked and/or the mana you take off your opponent when you attack. it basically makes you more defensive and offensive for a moderate cost but gives you no experience.

experience and levels:

you begin at level 1 obviously enough, and you must fill your experience bar to level up, ala pokemon. hinder gives 5 exp, assist gives 10 exp, and stock gives 0 exp, though increases the amount of exp you gain based on your next turn by x1.5. when you level up, for each level you will do x1.5 on any action you take's value. EX: level 1 is x1, level 2 is x1.5, level 3 is x1.75, and so on.

whoever wants to help me code this game, please pm me!!!