because the duck division is soon to fall into custody of the federal police! :D

i love those silly pigs in their cute little blue suits and their little plastic gu

*arrested*

HI!

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"Jinx Hentai Parody" is a landmark, science fiction classic - and probably the best science-fiction film of all time about exploration of the unknown. It was released, coincidentally, at the height of the space race between the USSR and the US. It appeared at the same time as NASA's exploratory Apollo Project with manned Earth orbiting missions - a prelude to orbiting and landing on the Moon with Apollo 11 on July 20, 1969. And it prophetically showed the enduring influence that computers would have in our daily lives.

Director Zone Sama's work is a profound, visionary and astounding film (a mysterious Rorschach film-blot) and a tremendous visual experience. This epic film contained more spectacular imagery (about what space looked like) and special effects than verbal dialogue. Viewers are left to experience the non-verbal, mystical vastness of the film, and to subjectively reach into their own subconscious and into the film's pure imagery to speculate about its meaning. Many consider the masterpiece bewildering, boring, slow-moving or annoying, but are still inspired by its story of how man is dwarfed by technology and space.

The first spoken word is almost a half hour into the film, and there's less than 40 minutes of dialogue in the entire film. Much of the film is in dead silence (accurately depicting the absence of sound in space), or with the sound of human breathing within a spacesuit. Zone Sama's sci-fi experiment intended to present its story almost purely with visual imagery and auditory signals with very little communicative human dialogue (similar to what was attempted in the surreal, fragmented, non-narrative imagery of the Qatsi trilogy - from 1983-2002, from SnawsBall). All scenes in the film have either dialogue or music (or silence), but never both together.

emanhattan poorly portrayed his idea of the film with the word "rofl" over a picture of this most cinematic achievement.

"From that time on Zone Sama began to explain to his disciples that he must go to Newgrounds and suffer many things at the hands of the elders, admins and teachers of the law, and that he must be blammed, and on the third day, resubmit."~ Emanhotten

his idea of the matter was disregarded as immigrant gibberish, and they reluctantly signed his passport.

also

me and some friends (i use that term lightly) got together and did an audio thing

lets all do a dance

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they are painful if you have eaten glass

and collab things are going on

such as

the villain collab

and the awesome collab that everyone hates

and also

im making a huge audio submission

where everyone says this line:

"Hi, I'm Mark Furby- i tried to rape a small indonesian giraffe. i'm here to tell you about the new and improved, "Furby-Mouse-Wash". it soothingly cleans, scrubbs, rub a dubs, and snuggles your computer mouse with searing hot liquids. you can always trust Mark Furby to get your machine nice and dapper!"

i have four recordings of this

and YOU gotta help us!

please PM yourself saying this line as an mp3, and you will have a part in one of the most epic of submissions ever

you will appear in the credits of the audio and flash submission

START RECORDING NOW!

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(THATS A CLOCKWORDK ORANGE PARODY LIKE CONKER BAD FUR DAY INTRO YOU FUCKING MORON FUCKERS) ~snawsball

sprite a day (for the most part) was developed as an easy way of making quick sprite movies that would make a few chuckles.

it has however been transformed into an award-stealing fuckup of unimaginable magnitude

now, the sprite a day cast has dropped significantly

the jokes have gotten worse

the bombing has been causing hate mail, bad reviews, kitty krew bombing, and even satires!

(i personally love the satires)
here's a brief history of the degradation of sprite a day (if you dont want to read it, just use speakonia):

first and formost, unlike most people's thoughts, jason gastrow did not start sprite a day. it was all started from a little review from the emokiller that read "hey, lets a make a collab". the collab wasn't even a real collab for the first episode. it was all in a small effort (and i mean SMAAALL effort) from the emokiller. meatwad and 2 others joined in temporarily the next day. the next few days went, and the cast grew and grew. i joined on the fifth day, which started my personal history of the series. the entire collab was hosted, discussed, made fun of, and was praised all on skype. the bombing started from about episode 15, where meatwadsprite decided to nab some awards for all of us, essentially starting a downhill pattern. the parts seemed to get better and better after 6, but the morale of everyone and everything in the series, was dying slowly. at episode 30, meatwadsprite decided to call it a day. later, te feuneral happened when dion presented the idea. it did better than some of the sprite a day's themselves. dion later started his own version of the series, which died in less than 3 days. the next year, this year, meatwad decided to start a small skype banner campaign that said "SPRITE A DAY CAST, ASSEMBLE!!!". no one knew if it was real or just another prank. it turned out to be real, and he began submitting with a few of the origional cast... and i think you all know what happened from there

in short

sprite a day died.

it is still happening, but being a part of it ruins your reputation anymore

there is no fun left in submitting daily bits of sprite animation.

too much debauchery has become of it

i would also like to say that i am quitting sprite a day.

too many have told me to stop for too long.

i wish you the best guys (except for dion)!

SPRITE A DAY!!!!

here's the twist

NO THEMES!!!! (as of yet...)

heres the specs:
Dimensions : 600x300
Frames Per Second : 24
- you must use sprites
- only good parts will be accepted (obviously judged by the organizers)
- don't put any actionscript in your parts
- use streaming sound and not events

*parts are due at 11:00 P.M. , central time*

skype contact names

meatwadsprite - jmonkey21
dante224-trytodefythealmightydante224
paperbat - papebatng
khawner - khawnerng

to animate my new cartoon

i dont have much else to say other than me and my friends are entering a taking back sunday cover contest

i wont say which song

but its potentially the best song by them.

i am also the lead artist in stickzone

so if you wanna take a look, just click there

umm

not much else in this post....
hey look! up in the sky!!!

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this satanic combination

facebook was great

it was an easy way for people to converse and observe eachothers meaningless goings-on, while playing games

twitter was pathetic

it was an easy way for people to converse about eachothers meaningless goings-on

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its just facebook.....

BUT WITH MORE MEANINGLESS GOINGS-ON AND CONVERSING!!!!!!!

oh

and make an anti AD-blocker thing or whatever.....

PS: JOIN THE AWESOME COLLAB TODAY!!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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its a 1930's version of the first quarter of tankmen I

it was made in a total of 2 days

holy shit that was a rush lol

also, the intro was completely made by me (except for the cameos and music)

and in other news

well....

theres not any other news.

just go watch that fucking movie ;D

people banned for trolling/flaming (1):
SnawsBall

love that guy

i decided, since i reviewed every zelda game... why not review other things?

heres 7 reviews of things i have decided to pick out!

heres #1 (Book)

As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner

this novel (SPOILERS AHOY!) was nominated for one of the best fiction novels of all time. it has had a great literary history, and is said to be one of the greatest novels ever written.
they lied.
this book had potential, but it was a cluttered mess of unceartenty and uninteresting story. it even ruined the entire book when at the end, Anse (the father), after a book about burying his wife, and doing what she wanted, he goes to some whore and gets married.
closure huh?
it was fucking ridiculous; like how the most well understood person goes batshit crazy all of a sudden.
it did have a couple redeeming factors, like the character voicing, a solid writing style, and the best chapter that has ever been written in any book ever!!! ("My Mother is a Fish", i just quoted the ENTIRE chapter)
oh god this book is nuts though
but worth a looking at if you like being utterly confused and intrigued at the same time.

6/10

#2(album)

Pretty Odd by panic! at the disco

where do i begin.... oh wait, ill start at the fucking awesome intro.
the album starts up by immediately seating you in a giant crowd of fans while panicsings that they are so sorry that they've been gone... and you will love it.
the album is sporadically different from anything i have ever heard.
it has talent, beauty, awesomeness, folk'n goodness, and just about everything else.

i usually like metal more than this kind of music, but ill be honest: HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS ALBUM!!!

there is 1 or 2 songs that you should skip, but even they arent that bad (she's a hansome woman and Pas De Cheval).

i could review every song on here, but it would take too long.

amazing album

its my favorite album of all time. (collectively)

10/10 (no more 20/10 crap)

#3 (game)

Rubik's World (DS)

this game was $10 at walmart, and i was almost reluctant to get it, but i had some extra change, so yeah.
i was surprised by this game.

very surprised.

there were a crapload of games, puzzle, puzzle, puzzle, composer (amazing btw), puzzle, paint, and of course puzzle.

most of the puzzle games are classic (such as the basic cube, and the block puzzles)

but they had a huge selection of new stuff too

like the holy christ composer!!! i fucking made A7X songs on it maan!!!!

the downside to this game is that you dont get much more than puzzles, but who doesnt like to have a puzzle every know and then right?

i fucking love the composer

8/10 (for 10 dollars... pick it up now!)

# 4

walls

walls are nice to have if you live in a house

they are usually sturdy, they keep the rain out, and they keep the ceiling from killing you.

thanks walls

thwalls

9/10

#5 (album)

Nightmare Revisited by a crapload of artists

damn
Damn
DAAAMMMNN!!!!

its another great album

its got korn, amy lee, flyleaf, the all american rejects, rise against. i mean fuck yeah

it has lyrical nuances and new amazing remakes of all of the nightmare before christmas songs!

suprizingly, my favorite song on the album is by the polyphonic spree

they sounded JUST like pink floyd (seriously)

and another suprize... flyleaf sucked.... wtf fly??? wtf...?

it was a great album with about 3 crap songs... but it was worth the buy. it has talent, art, and of course, KORN!!!!

10/10

#6

Disney (i mean everything ever made by disney)

depressing, heartwarming, funny, nostalgic, and violent

i mean seriously... disney did just about everything to make the kids show 28 different emotions every movie.

and they made the best parks the world has ever seen....

but

walt disney is a nazi

0/10 (just joking! 7/10)

#7

9400 dell inspiron laptop

wtf i cant afford that god of a computer!

but my friend can, so heres the review...

I CAN RUN ANYTHING ON THIS AWESOME FUCKER WITHOUT LAG!!! OMG!!!!

but vista sucked some of its glory away....

8/10 (if only it had XP...)

AND THHTHHEHHTHTHEHTHEHTHTHAAATS ALL FUCKS!