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Horsenwelles
i'm horsen. i make cartoons, music, art, and mischief on the net. get down you funky clowns.

Daniel @Horsenwelles

Age 32, Male

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davidson highschool graduate

alabama torture

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Posted by Horsenwelles - November 30th, 2009


suck my bulby

khawner is being a babyface on skype

SHUT YOUR FUCK AOOOOWWW MY TOOTH


Posted by Horsenwelles - November 2nd, 2009


[7:29:44 PM] Bubbie: why are you so gay
[7:30:18 PM] Billy Murr: because you say so and your opinion TOWERS over the logic that this world has to offer my lord and master
[7:30:56 PM] Bubbie: that doesnt even make sense
[7:31:04 PM] Billy Murr: but it does
[7:31:17 PM] Billy Murr: your words control time and space
[7:31:28 PM] Billy Murr: you have the power to create any reality you want
[7:31:37 PM] Billy Murr: i dont even have to explain this do i?
[7:31:48 PM] Billy Murr: tell me how i should go fuck myself
[7:31:53 PM] Billy Murr: for all you know
[7:31:55 PM] Billy Murr: i might
[7:31:59 PM] Billy Murr: in fact
[7:32:17 PM] Billy Murr: ugh
[7:32:20 PM] Billy Murr: wooooooooooooo
[7:32:26 PM] Billy Murr: that was good
[7:32:31 PM] Bubbie: hurp a durp
[7:32:39 PM] Billy Murr: thats not remotely funny
[7:32:47 PM] Billy Murr: but it is random as all fuck
[7:33:23 PM] Bubbie: thats me pretty much saying "lmao what"
[7:33:28 PM] Billy Murr: can i ride in your mouth?
[7:33:47 PM] Bubbie: fag
[7:33:57 PM] Billy Murr: you are "bubbie" am i correct?
[7:34:16 PM] Bubbie: thats saved for my pies
[7:34:21 PM] Bubbie: you gay ass busta
[7:34:39 PM] Billy Murr: BUSTER!? WHY YOU FLACKIN SPACKIN WABBIT!
[7:35:07 PM] Bubbie: see
[7:35:10 PM] Bubbie: you can never save yourself
[7:35:14 PM] Bubbie: with that attitude
[7:35:55 PM] Billy Murr: whats to save?
[7:36:39 PM] Billy Murr: im not typing whatever i was about to :/
[7:37:04 PM] Bubbie: pansy
[7:37:11 PM] Billy Murr: WELL
[7:37:13 PM] Billy Murr: FUCKO
[7:37:31 PM] Billy Murr: i can not say whatever i damn well want not to say!
[7:38:05 PM] Bubbie: excuse me
[7:38:12 PM] Billy Murr: you have been
[7:38:14 PM] Billy Murr: excused
[7:38:47 PM] Bubbie: i didnt ask for your opinions
[7:38:52 PM] Billy Murr: nope
[7:38:54 PM] Billy Murr: you diddnt
[7:39:22 PM] Billy Murr: this is a very entertaining chat

fawxy brown made me laugh once more :D


Posted by Horsenwelles - October 23rd, 2009


anyone like queens of the stone age?

then i have a project that will make you orgasm

im not creating any spoilers for those unaccosiated with the series....

but the pic at the bottom is of kipp casper (K.L.O.N.)

also...

GO DRAW A SCREW FOR FUCKS SAKE

over and out!

new project and screws ^.^


Posted by Horsenwelles - October 12th, 2009


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i sexed this up

have a nice gay :D


Posted by Horsenwelles - October 7th, 2009


this is a waste of a frontpage post!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!!!!!

that thing down there is rtil having a fit :D

EDIT:

Fawx says:

AnatidaeDividend says:
Dante224 is an immature talentless Newgrounds faggot that doesn't understand the definition of 'satire' yet obsesses with being a fucking 1337 mega troll 'satirist' while continuing to be a faggoty video game parodist/spriter while under his own illusion that he's being SUPER PWNY!!! against the main majority of Newgrounders/Newgrounds audience. He also wants to feel valued, trying to milk the semen out of every reknown 'spammer/troll' he comes across, ignorant as to how many people hate his faggot guts, not counting the TBA rands of course because they never count, but especially neither does Dante. You're all the lowest of the low, festering in the deepest most vile cesspool of the internet in your own excrements.
Job: not being serious
shut your fucking :gob: you tryhard pseudo faggot

^words from a true american hero
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I LOVE YOU
let me start

1. i havent touched any sprite with my mouse cursor since june.
2. i dont think of myself as "SUPER PWNY"
3. i punched your dog
4. i have made a total of 3 solo satires, and i diddnt put more than 3 minutes into each one
5. this is number 6
7. trolling is not my thing. look at how many of you trolled me for this :0
8. you obviously have me confused for someone that thinks the TBA is a good website that actually promotes successful animating. well, no.

rtil is a great animator, and i respect that, but when faggots hang out with him to try and bring themselves up by helping out on mass satires, thats just gay.

there are only a handful of good artists on TBA, and they are overshadowed by the corrupt faggots that lurk in its forums.
8. OH FUCK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE 9
9. I DID IT AGAIN
11. there we go... as i was getting to,
you really do care enough about this post to leave that many comments :)

negative or not,

its fucking hilarious to see

that thing down there is rtil having a fit :D

IMPORTANT NEWS!!!


Posted by Horsenwelles - September 17th, 2009


in ebola world's new film "messed up bible stories 6", i recently found an incredibly symbolically stupid review

"My opinion is...."
by: sharkwiz
date: 13 hours ago

This is really a very creative way to interpret the bible. Some people can't stand reading 1000 pages worth of text so i find this meaningful. Many see this as a mockery to christianity and i say they can go to hell. Atheist believe in evolution which is somewhat worship anyways......
But good animation really entertaining. Was laughing all the way. :)

12 hours ago

Author's Response:

Yes...Atheist worship evolution. With all those evolution churches. :/ Wait...what?

heres why i love this review soooooo much:

HA!!!! MY REVIEW WAS COMPLETELY ACCURATE!!!

the mass majority of Christians who dont think are indeed inhabiting newgrounds and youtube. this person just accused evolution: a widely believed and now christian-approved scientific theory, of being worshiped. my-----GOD!!!! this is seriously one of the funniest things i have ever heard of in any review that mounted half a paragraph!!!! and 1000 pages too much to read????????

in high school alone, we read over 12000 pages of text a year in novels alone

this guy is a complete failure.

he has no right to worship the religon that he has no knowlege of. his idea of religon in general is flawed. and.... just look at the review itself.....

im a christian, and i really think idiots like these should have thier balls chopped off, so they couldnt conceive children under the same name, unless they be shames thier entire life with a father/mother that comes up with these ridiculous reviews.

and also

here's an odd fellow

best review i have ever read


Posted by Horsenwelles - September 15th, 2009



Posted by Horsenwelles - September 3rd, 2009


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
510442

we did it

we finally finished it after weeks of stress and a full night of editing!!!

go watch it!!!!

theres not much more in this post, but i'll think of something in a few days...

Castle Crashers Collab!!!


Posted by Horsenwelles - August 14th, 2009


this film has it all

action

suspense

great acting

talented voice actors for the monsters

comedy

violence

horror

romance

ITS AS GOOD IF NOT BETTER THAN "CASABLANCA" AND "SHAWN OF THE DEAD" PUT TOGETHER!!!

its a movie that makes me tear up every time the main character realizes his place in the world, and life can go on with the love of everyone.

its animation is top notch, with genius camera angles, terrific musical numbers, a HUGE war scene in the middle of a green field, and a fucking spartan with a machine gun in a corvette driving by with a fucking monkey shoving a dildo up its red asshole!!!

its nothing short of brilliant.

definitely the best movie ever animated.

a 34 minute standing ovation occurred in the theater release of this film.

it changed my life...

i have decided to give homage to this amazing film...

go watch it now.

i think i have seen the best movie ever made...


Posted by Horsenwelles - July 24th, 2009


your mother is over the average mass in comparison to other ladies of her age :D

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