i decided, since i reviewed every zelda game... why not review other things?

heres 7 reviews of things i have decided to pick out!

heres #1 (Book)

As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner

this novel (SPOILERS AHOY!) was nominated for one of the best fiction novels of all time. it has had a great literary history, and is said to be one of the greatest novels ever written.
they lied.
this book had potential, but it was a cluttered mess of unceartenty and uninteresting story. it even ruined the entire book when at the end, Anse (the father), after a book about burying his wife, and doing what she wanted, he goes to some whore and gets married.
closure huh?
it was fucking ridiculous; like how the most well understood person goes batshit crazy all of a sudden.
it did have a couple redeeming factors, like the character voicing, a solid writing style, and the best chapter that has ever been written in any book ever!!! ("My Mother is a Fish", i just quoted the ENTIRE chapter)
oh god this book is nuts though
but worth a looking at if you like being utterly confused and intrigued at the same time.

6/10

#2(album)

Pretty Odd by panic! at the disco

where do i begin.... oh wait, ill start at the fucking awesome intro.
the album starts up by immediately seating you in a giant crowd of fans while panicsings that they are so sorry that they've been gone... and you will love it.
the album is sporadically different from anything i have ever heard.
it has talent, beauty, awesomeness, folk'n goodness, and just about everything else.

i usually like metal more than this kind of music, but ill be honest: HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS ALBUM!!!

there is 1 or 2 songs that you should skip, but even they arent that bad (she's a hansome woman and Pas De Cheval).

i could review every song on here, but it would take too long.

amazing album

its my favorite album of all time. (collectively)

10/10 (no more 20/10 crap)

#3 (game)

Rubik's World (DS)

this game was $10 at walmart, and i was almost reluctant to get it, but i had some extra change, so yeah.
i was surprised by this game.

very surprised.

there were a crapload of games, puzzle, puzzle, puzzle, composer (amazing btw), puzzle, paint, and of course puzzle.

most of the puzzle games are classic (such as the basic cube, and the block puzzles)

but they had a huge selection of new stuff too

like the holy christ composer!!! i fucking made A7X songs on it maan!!!!

the downside to this game is that you dont get much more than puzzles, but who doesnt like to have a puzzle every know and then right?

i fucking love the composer

8/10 (for 10 dollars... pick it up now!)

# 4

walls

walls are nice to have if you live in a house

they are usually sturdy, they keep the rain out, and they keep the ceiling from killing you.

thanks walls

thwalls

9/10

#5 (album)

Nightmare Revisited by a crapload of artists

damn
Damn
DAAAMMMNN!!!!

its another great album

its got korn, amy lee, flyleaf, the all american rejects, rise against. i mean fuck yeah

it has lyrical nuances and new amazing remakes of all of the nightmare before christmas songs!

suprizingly, my favorite song on the album is by the polyphonic spree

they sounded JUST like pink floyd (seriously)

and another suprize... flyleaf sucked.... wtf fly??? wtf...?

it was a great album with about 3 crap songs... but it was worth the buy. it has talent, art, and of course, KORN!!!!

10/10

#6

Disney (i mean everything ever made by disney)

depressing, heartwarming, funny, nostalgic, and violent

i mean seriously... disney did just about everything to make the kids show 28 different emotions every movie.

and they made the best parks the world has ever seen....

but

walt disney is a nazi

0/10 (just joking! 7/10)

#7

9400 dell inspiron laptop

wtf i cant afford that god of a computer!

but my friend can, so heres the review...

I CAN RUN ANYTHING ON THIS AWESOME FUCKER WITHOUT LAG!!! OMG!!!!

but vista sucked some of its glory away....

8/10 (if only it had XP...)

AND THHTHHEHHTHTHEHTHEHTHTHAAATS ALL FUCKS!