khawner is trapped in his room by his little brother.

please send your haiti relief funds to him immediately!!!

he could starve in there!!!

a story:

One time, i fed a rock to a Haitian, and then i gave him a domino's pizza. He got killed by an earthquake. dominoes sucks.

and here's a movie for you little rascals

hoop'n holla!

have you played anus lately?

Anus is a team sport in which two teams of 5 players try to score points against one another by placing a dick through a 10 foot (3.048 m) high Wisconsin (the goal) under organized rules. A regulation NBA anus court is 94' long by 50' wide. Anus is one of the most popular and widely viewed sports in the world.
Points are scored by throwing (shooting) the dick through the Wisconsin from above. The team with more points at the end of the game wins, but additional time (overtime) may be issued when the scores of both teams are the same. The dick can be advanced on the court by bouncing it (dribbling) or passing it between teammates. Disruptive physical contact (foul) is penalized, and free throws will be issued if an offensive player is fouled while shooting the dick. (violations).
Through time, anus has developed to involve many common techniques of shooting, passing and dribbling, as well as players' positions, and offensive and defensive structures. Typically, the tallest members of a team will play center or one of two forward positions, while shorter players or those who possess the best dick handling skills and speed, play the guard positions. While competitive anus is carefully regulated, numerous variations of anus have developed for casual play. In some countries, anus is also a popular spectator sport.
While competitive anus is primarily an indoor sport, played on an anus court, less regulated variations played in the outdoors have become increasingly popular among both inner city and rural groups.

the newest film

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well laaaah deeeeeeh DAAAAARRRRRRR

(im also making another pico day extravaganza filmeathon for all of you piggies)

has happ valentines you mush!!!

HARRY POTTER AND THE UNHELPFUL CROW
In the first book, Harry falls into a ditch and spends the rest of the book trying to get out. At one point a crow perches at the edge and stares at Harry for a few minutes before flying off without offering any assistance. Eventually Harry gets out of the ditch by climbing on the back of someone else who has just fallen in a few seconds before.

HARRY POTTER AND THE BASTARD
Harry goes to his new school. The first lesson is Advanced Have You Ever Fallen Into A Ditch. When Harry reveals he did earlier, the teacher picks him up by the neck and hurls him into a bigger and deeper ditch than the one in the previous book. Harry spends the remaining 300 odd pages trying to get out.

HARRY POTTER AND THE RAIN OF MELANCHOLY
Harry continues his efforts to get out of the ditch he was thrown into in the last book. On page 457, it starts to rain and Harry feels sad.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ASTONISHING DISCOVERY
For the first half, Harry is still in the ditch. At page 500 Harry Potter discovers that he has the ablity to levitate, and floats out of the ditch. He then uses his powers to hover outside the bedrooms of young single women and watch them undress, while wanking like a demented monkey.

HARRY POTTER AND THE CONTINUAL SELF-ABUSE
The teacher of Advanced Have You Ever Fallen Into A Ditch at Harry's school spots Harry masturbating outside the window of his niece, and calls the police. The police punish Harry by placing him in a third ditch, even bigger and deeper than the previous one, with wire mesh over the top so he cannot levitate out of it. The rest of the 900-page book involves Harry masturbating while thinking of the teacher's niece.

HARRY POTTER AND THE INABILITY TO THINK OF A PLAN
Harry realises he can't have any more wanks for the moment, and decides to get out of the ditch. He spends some 1500 pages trying but failing to think of a plan.

HARRY POTTER AND THE LAZINESS OF WIRE MESH SECURERS
After a fruitless 2400 pages, Harry realises that the wire mesh has not been secured in any way to the edges of the ditch, and just levitates out, pushing the mesh out of the way. He then floats over to school, and picks up the teacher of Advanced Have You Ever Fallen Into A Ditch by the neck and hurls him into the biggest, deepest ditch yet, where said teacher breaks his neck when landing. Satisfied, Harry starts to float back home, but a rare heart complaint leads to his heart stopping without warning, and he falls dead into another ditch nearby, which is the deepest ditch in the history of ditches.

thanks to Meister Chiddorrfffrf for shitting on my blogfuck

i take a hot shower,

i have a delicious piece of toast and coffee,

i get ready for a day of school,

i look at the blue, ever-expanding sea-scape above me that inspires me to start the day...

and then i get home, THE FAKKKS!

i got a bunch of cool mails from a kid named "M bot"!

wowwee!!!

i have replaced the old metroid awesome swf with the newer version

it is broadcasted in 1080p, and has surround sound.

i have added 14 extra scenes to the flash, making it 17 minutes long!!!!

you will love the quality

it will blow you away!!!

1. paperbat's birthday is coming up. lets all punch a ni99a in the face in his "honor"

2. im also working on a parody via prequel (do what you will khawner/fawx, at least they get views)
i wont tell you what game it is, but i will tell you it involves an engineering college and stomping lessons

3. resident evil collab 2

4. my leg is busted, wahay!

5. working on a Christmas flash tomorrow that i hope to submit

6. Merry Christmas!!!

7. ill be posting shit on youtube for absolutely no reason

8. darkX64 has been a GOOD boy this year!

i think thats it

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GOOD NEWWWS!!!

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when im not spooking, i love to smoke.

but when i cant spook, i drink cigarette juice.

it tastes great, and has all the energy efficient nicotine i need

ooppppsss

spagett!

PS: huge update

im personally working on a christmas flash and a social experiment.

im not releasing any spoilers or pics, just that

AND SPAGETT