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Anus is a team sport in which two teams of 5 players try to score points against one another by placing a dick through a 10 foot (3.048 m) high Wisconsin (the goal) under organized rules. A regulation NBA anus court is 94' long by 50' wide. Anus is one of the most popular and widely viewed sports in the world.
Points are scored by throwing (shooting) the dick through the Wisconsin from above. The team with more points at the end of the game wins, but additional time (overtime) may be issued when the scores of both teams are the same. The dick can be advanced on the court by bouncing it (dribbling) or passing it between teammates. Disruptive physical contact (foul) is penalized, and free throws will be issued if an offensive player is fouled while shooting the dick. (violations).
Through time, anus has developed to involve many common techniques of shooting, passing and dribbling, as well as players' positions, and offensive and defensive structures. Typically, the tallest members of a team will play center or one of two forward positions, while shorter players or those who possess the best dick handling skills and speed, play the guard positions. While competitive anus is carefully regulated, numerous variations of anus have developed for casual play. In some countries, anus is also a popular spectator sport.
While competitive anus is primarily an indoor sport, played on an anus court, less regulated variations played in the outdoors have become increasingly popular among both inner city and rural groups.
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