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[SnawsDay09: Sinister Swan]

i live for marimba!!!

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[ClockCrew: A Legacy]

completely devoid of origonal ideas

nothing clever

nothing out of the ordinary

nothing unexpected

just another clock day flash with no good qualities about it

MrScriblam responds:

yeah because i made it in an hour

[HighwayUnder Construction]

you found daddy's tablet!

didick dodock cliclick cloclock

wheres your choo choo train son?

[Flee's Clock Day09' Movie]

clock day

shlock shlay

hi neega

FIee responds:

LEAVE ME ALONE

[demoreel2.swf]

a daily first????

prepostorous!!!!

i have to send an angry letter to a bunch of people who will immidaately cast it into a furnace!!!

good job

you showed us dicks and techno

lucky xD

Fawx responds:

heeheehooha

[SUCH A]

it tells the story of a fallen hero very well....

A huge hit in England last spring and a shoe-in for instant cult-classic status, "Video Game Chronicles" is a hysterical dual-genre spoof about a 29-year-old London layabout who sees a n****r outbreak as his big chance to win back his peeved, reliability-seeking girlfriend by coming to her rescue -- a plan he manages to screw up in every conceivable way.

Writers Khawner(who directs) and Betino Baez (who plays the title character) have labeled their flick a "dying dicks galore: the movie film" (zombie romantic comedy), and they delight in taking wickedly funny potshots at all the clichés that inspired them, beginning with the morning fawx wakes up oblivious to a world full of dick-starved ExKeys.

Khonjin responds:

THIS IS EPISODE 4 YOU IDIOT

[Clocks: The Revengence]

great use of the snippets of my art :D

i love the organization and usage of copyrighted characters thrown in for no reason,

the idea is pretty basic

well executed syncing

and pretty good for a 2 day thing (over skype too)

this was not quite a yiff in hell, but it was good :D

PaperBat responds:

Oh dante, you and your wacky zaney reviews

[Scentence]

sneaky snake

goes dancing

wiggle'n and a' hiss'n

Tmanhattan responds:

get killed

[Absoulutly Pointless]

im astonished

you mention meatwadsprite, kawner, and dion twice in the movie because they are the three promoted on the commentary

nice

also

i, as well as chxos, theemokiller, and diamond armada have been in more sprite a days and have put more effort into our parts than khawner

comon

please do your history before you make a flash about what you just happened to glance at

also

SAD was a bomb for trophy collab that MWS set up

it had twisted corrupt morals

we mostly made em because they were fun practice and gave a little preview of what we have to offer

i thank you for liking the series soo much....

but it died

it died a while back

if you want more into, PM me and i will give a complete history of the series's ups and downs

or dont

please learn to animate better as well

but it wasnt the worst thing i have ever seen.

marccox08 responds:

k i understand

[Sprite-A-Rant]

die, eh?

i found this video as an incredible satire

great animation

a couple of flawed points such as the spammy swf thing

not all parts are like that (mine today)

but i understand your gripe with the team

look at the last few scores

oh

and i do have self respect

sprite a day was not originally made by meatwad

it was also not originally made to bomb until late season 1

it formed into more of a corrupt system as it went on

and for the record

i dont feel like dying

JonBro responds:

It's okay, you don't have to go die if you don't want to.