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[Hector&Virgo: Money Shot]

cumming like a mofo

this is just what the doctor called for!

your shorts are always filled to the brim with cum! (puns away!)

[YGOAbridged Leather Pants]

zero

"YGOAbridged Leather Pants" is the work of the legendary Kirbopher "Ed" Kirboph, Jr., a well-intentioned auteur whose desire to make movies was in no way hampered by his inability to write realistic dialogue or his seeming lack of desire to ever do a second take, no matter how awful the first take may have been. Tim Burton paid tribute to the man with a biopic starring Johnny Depp as Bakorah, and if you've seen it, you might still find yourself skeptical that the real "YGOAbridged Leather Pants" looks as cheaply made as it does within Burton's film. Believe it, baby; the budget can't have been more than a few thousand dollars. Although Kirbopher has quite an impressive filmography that's chock full of bad films, like "Buttfest," "Buttfest 2: revenge of the Butts and Other Anuses," and "Suck a Camel's Smelly Ass," it's "YGOAbridged Leather Pants" that's gotten all the glory, and, well, it deserves every bit of it.

[WGJ4K: Mario Vs Sonic]

there will be movie references

this is just brilliant.

probably the best, but im not completely sure.

keep up this series.

[Disappointing at best]

Dusuppuuntun ut bust

there is nothing that can ably describe the joy in bloo's daunting and colossal review like the rapture

MAKE HASTE!

Hulalaoo responds:

Noww

[PicoEatsAJawbreaker]

honestly

i diddnt laugh...

it was crude, slow, and just an unbalanced flash.

the textures were nicely thrown in for the backgrounds though.

i still found it odd, disturbing, and not the leaast bit funny.

but it showed effort.

[Pico's Brother]

immaculate

the cinematography of the characters wasn't only impressive, it was credible.

the way the flash flowed in and out of its storyline was brilliant, and the concept was original.

i liked oney's voice work too, though he bailed on my project a while ago

nothing about this had anything worth heavily criticizing.

great work :)

[The Game Trailer Collab]

worst thing ever

you need to work on how Bill Murray says his lines before you go a' submittin'!

Angelina Joline's performance was also sub par!!!

[The Sketch Collab 2010]

awwwww why no co :( there's room!!!

anyway

i loved the creativity (with the slight exception of JPB's part :/)

arty and mark are the most talented in this group as far as i'm concerned

this was alot of fun

im glad to have been a part ;)

(but honestly... why no co?)

Timsplosion responds:

Well, if you check your buddy requests, you should see that I've sent you one. You need to accept that request before I can add you as a co-author...

[Batmam Theme]

cunt

you are too sex for this ass

you are just a rolled up hankercheif with a great idea locked away with your

nanananananananana

patmamn

Hulalaoo responds:

FATMAN !