Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dark Knight Rises [TS]]

didn't laugh. i'm not one for relevant obnoxiousness though. at least it was attempted accurately and was animated fine

[PleaseDiePie]

when i see satire that in no way uses any semblance of subtlety and prides over the excessive detail in a way that diminishes the over all simplicity of the message, it puts me in a bad mood. saying someone is bad by using misrepresentations in hyperbole just isn't my thing sure, but when its done obnoxiously from a writing standpoint, i dont know how it could be enjoyable to anyone. the animation was fast, purposefully improperly edited, paced terribly, has a very moot point about someone i have never watched, nor care to, and generally didn't make me laugh.

its not to say that the detailed animation is a bad thing at all, but it lacks any sort of subjective charm to its excecution. its there to gratuitously say someone is annoying and unfavorable WHILE being annoying and unfavorable itself. its like the pot calling the kettle black in animation and writing terms.

had you:

A. focused on a more simple point and dragged it out to the point of genuine lunacy

B. paced the flash a tad slower in order to keep the jokes from being glanced over

C. kept a focus to the satire in a way that factually discredits this person

or, finally

D. made any attempt at all to appeal this message to anyone who hasn't actually seen or heard of this person, and pulled it out of the box of inside jokes it resides

it would have been much better in my opinion. better luck next time

~dante

[Barbequestyle IV]

this gives jesus an erection

[Alfred Christ]

this flash has a 3 for the holy trinity. how manipulative of you alfred <3

[Barbequestyle]

you swing that cock

[Barbequebeefburger XXII]

everything is coming back isn't it?

[Friendship is Poopy]

roger ebert says "a modern masterpiece of medical science. it has changed the way doctors view health and patient safety around sharp objects. 2 outta 8"

time magazine calls it "fuck you", and "... get out of my house you know i dont like black people in my house. shoo!"

and my dad calls it "a real good time with my son. i hope to watch it with him during one of our slumber parties."

Wegra responds:

Oh this reviews a keeper

[Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 1]

this is not as good as the other awesome movies

[Parody Parody Parody]

reviews for this flash: "LOL SO RANDOM ITS SO SILLY ROFLCOPTER OVER 9000 I DIDN'T GET THE SATIRICAL TONE LET ME GO MASTURBATE TO HENTAI MISTY FROM POKEMON IS SO HOT EGORAPTOR LMAO"

you need smarter people newgrounds.

[I am good at this]

go outside, kid.