Horsenwelles's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[RedEye 1031]

easiest high score ever

fairly creative gave encompassing every Halloween cliche into a plane crash dream

there is only 1 issue

its WAAAAAYYYY too easy

there is a point at the very edge of the tip of the intersection of the plane, where the wind doesn't drag you, and standing there, while holding the space bar got me 1167 Bodies and a 350 Hit combo in survival.

i would've gotten more if i hadn't got bored.

please, make your next game more challenging without a failsafe method

[Kanye West Soundboard]

im astounded

this soundboard proves that kanye west is a:

narcisist, bad rapper, bad actor, hard-headed, douchebag that is soo egotistical and idiotic that he believes that he has a right to be praised like jesus for his shitty music.

kanye west, stop masturbating to yourself every night

thanks realm for posting this incriminating evidence of a person who needs to stop boasting a self-promoting hate message to the world. :)

5/5

10/10

Current Score: 3.75 / 5.00 (+ 0.0015)

[The Next Floor]

very nice

the gameplay was fluid, the controls and mechanics saw to that

the art was simple, and enjoyable for a game of its kind

everything except the actual legnth and replay value of the game was perfect

it really needs leaderboards, more levels, and maby handgun upgrades,

but nothing that leaves this game empty

great job

[Lastman]

wow

the design just pisses me off

thats a good thing

i still cant beat it (up to the crouch slide perfection part)

the hit detection is terrible (on purpose really)

the jumping physics are retro (nice touch)

but they fuck you up the ass

this game is harder than the secret levels

its almost as hard as a SMW hack

my god

youve made a game that has actually made me grab my face so my head wouldnt explode

great job ;D

[Mecha Dress Up Game]

wonderful dressup with amazing features!!!

heres a diglett moarter ultra weapon: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/731/
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this is a great example of commitment to anime art! :D

the pokemon idea was great

this is just perfect in ever way

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

i am impressed (bigtime)

wow

i love the weapon variety and how fast anyone can get into the action

and with many others, my favorite is the mine dart launcher (for various reasons, mostly because it reminds me of resident evil 4...)

lets see....

perfect action

perfect level design

near perfect weapons

kind of smart AI (i found myself healing whilst they were blankly jumping upward onto a ceiling a few times)

all you need in this game is some items, and maby online play (for gods sake!)

it was extravagant to play as the joker and a knock-off version of rorschach

this game is a masterpiece

oh

and for the record....

the achievements werent as difficult as they were time consuming

i played this game for 2 hours and got a total of 7 achievements :P

maby you could bring the harpoon 100 to 75 or something, because that weapon seems less effective than a single Barreta

but

i stand by my statement earlier

masterpiece

[Ben's Revenge]

wow.... laggy

its not a bad attempt at a sidescrolling beat-em-up

but

the attack combos were incredibly limited, the graphics were failing in the cutscenes

and all the attacks seem incredibly dull and unattractive....

(the programming was superb though)

MrAbnormal responds:

Yeah, you got some good points there. My cutscenes were lacking, its the result of laziness. The attack combos and attacks were lame and I think that can be helped. It was laggy. It will be fixed in the sequel which won't come out any soon.

[Pokemon Pink Version]

what in the world was that?

seriously, that was the worst attempt at satire i have ever sat through

ugh

please tell me you wont be hosting some collab directed at this subject someday....

(yeah, i hope you got the joke, cuz im in it :P)

[NG Sketchbook Tour 08]

FIRST COCK JOKE! BLAMO

thanks for letting snake be the abattoir in my sketching of massive referential values :D

ANEEEEWWAAEE.....

Great job eveyone, i liked nogfish's the best lol

[Tank Search]

wtf? no beta testing credits for me???

great game guys! i was impressed at the 100th levels obviousness though :P

but dion... you asked me to beta test this game when it was up to 34 and then diddnt give me credit wtf?

but anyway, inventive game, however, i was greatly dissapointed by the ending