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[F.Chopin - Prelude (op.28:4)]

look to the left of this review

yeah, its good enough to be used twice in a fucking row. good job sir.

[Bad Reputation]

oh lord

getting FP'd in a blog

you win

San7a responds:

I guess it's better than being DP'd in a blog.

[Charlie Lowery.]

2 things

1. excellent piano chops! i love the progressions and feel of the piece

2. http://www.youtube.com/user/dante224r eal1#p/c/44582E591977E82D :)

GameBoyFireworks responds:

danks!

[WaistOfTime - Pregnant Ghost]

the best one you have attempted so far

its not bad except for the vocalist's style diddnt feel like it belonged in this song...

the guitars were ok, until this one part when the vocalist clashed with the lead. It got nasty.

the bass lines were actually pretty good. just please increase the bass in post production. that is incredibly important to the song's enjoyability.

but aside from complaints, this is definitely your best work so far.

oh... and please come up with a new ending... it sounded like crap with that twangy, bloated sound to end such a melodic song.

[WaistOfTime - Good Day Pompeii]

very nasty guitar and bass parts

it is worse than the others. The guitar/bass sections do not harmonize well.

it sounds like the vocalist doesn't know what he's doing until the very last few lines.

personally, it sounds like a mix between the musicality of the strokes and the stylization of Manchester Orchestra... which is not good imo...

please remember that song stability matters.

the rhythm is really off at some of the drum re-entrances, and its just messy...

again, work on musicality during preproduction, not post.

[WaistOfTime - Waste Of Time]

very muted and uninteresting

the sound quality is ok, but really muted and bland

the drum track isn't too impressive, and the control on the guitar portions were sub par...

please work on technique and enhance your outputs on your amps.

the vocalist seems either tired or just under-practiced.

and as a final added note, please increase the bass volume. the bass needs to be heard to enhance the broad range of sound a band can produce, as well as build a more fluent sound "wall".

good luck in the future though.

[Drunkin Mario Acapella]

i came

in my pants soo much that i was trapped and drowned in my pants somehow

ForNoReason responds:

HOLLY SHIT!

[Oh C'mon]

not a bad

the recording quality is a little too fuzzy and mono sounding :/

the intro is definitely gorgeous.

but it left a bad impression...

the intro's fuzziness was (i thought) an effect that you would slowly increase to introduce the song, or keep as a running effect, but it wasnt... it was bad recording quality :/

honestly, you need a condenser mic

and the guitar action in the song was really sub par IMO

i really diddnt enjoy the lyrics too much (they felt like stock music)

but its a fairly good first submission :)

Icandraw responds:

u know i made it in a program lol :)

[Very beepy song]

possibly the worst thing

that i have ever heard

a donkey orgasming into a dying lambs mouth sounds better.

[Gamestop: Purple Troll]

oh god

yes