Horsenwelles's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[To Dance Upon Time's Eyelid]

its like defining the pure design of gods creature

s

here's an equivalent to the metaphorical phrase

dying in the black hole of an armadillo's toe

i love deep thinking :D

Chickenlump responds:

D-D-D-D-D-Deep Thinking.

For realz.

[Lobsterman]

what a clumsy fool again!

look at that spectacle!!!!

he is being mauled by some definitely hot pieces of grease!!!

how funny and cute!

Chickenlump responds:

He only has three toes...total.

[What is This I Don't Even]

symmetrical

like most ambiguous creatures on this earth,

symmetry is sexier than abnormalities like sponges

Chickenlump responds:

YES
SEY

[Artistic Autistic]

mpeh mpeh

more backgrounds are needed to express this one

the coloring was also a bit odd

but satisfying!

Chickenlump responds:

I digress, it's more subject than object.

[Prototype]

its fun to kill time with!

and people and cars and tanks and dogs and buildings and boxes and planes and other nick-knacks!

and hippies!

Chickenlump responds:

Lots and lots of hippies!

[Wut]

tuwutuwutuw

its a thing...

right?

Chickenlump responds:

Supposedly. As far as I know. To my knowledge. Perhaps. So I've been told. That's what I've heard.

...Yes.

[The Xbox Breaks]

pip

its just....

odd

odd

odd

its just...

odd

look at halo break

look at how it falls

and breaks

and falls

and breaks

and

shines in the beautiful sun

its a wasted time being thrown into the soft breeze by a force

a force

and unrecognizable force of beauty and wonder

that such a machine that can take hours

on hours

on hours

we see the box stand tall

like a dead brick of white

now timber

now timber

(i thought it was a pretty good little poem/song thing describing a guy dropping his copy of halo 3 out a window and knocking down his xbox)

Chickenlump responds:

If you wrote that all by yourself, a medal you deserve.

[Super Garbageman Brothers]

why, what a face!

too bad only 1 thing is colored

better luck next time!

Chickenlump responds:

I have no such time,
To color in the lines!
My art is just fine,
Considering mine!

[The Mug Monster]

if i drink out of it...

would my coffee taste spicier?

Chickenlump responds:

If by spicy, you mean acidic, then yes.

[...That Hedgehog!]

slopnic

i herd he runs fast

and he has a chili dog fetish

Chickenlump responds:

It's not a lifestyle.