Horsenwelles's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Furry Formula]

furries

sexy, smexy, pexy, furries

FLEABATH ORGY

Chickenlump responds:

Oh jeez.

[Octopus on a Typewriter]

ten points?

an octopus on a typewriter is an asian child next to a sewing machine

Chickenlump responds:

No points for you, doobie geyser.

[Mista Torrence]

3 of a kind!!!

oh... wrong review

this was pretty nicely covered from the original Kubrick film box

not bad

[Ikana Canyon Hold em]

heres jhonny!!!

oh... wrong review

pretty good interpretation

[Lousy Things]

naughty naughyt!!!

i had a hamster like this once...

it went the way of the marshmallow in your art gallery...

Chickenlump responds:

A hamster with no facial flesh or optical organs. Hoozah!

[Experimenting with Shading]

not a terrible start

the hair just makes him look lop-sided though....

the proportioning of the hands are absolutely7 horrendous!!! i reall dont like the hands

the shading isnt bad, and it gives the viewer a sense of where the light is coming from

but it seems too faded into the color to tell...

pretty good start...

just practice :)

7/10, 2/5

fluffkomix responds:

i don't like the hands either.

i tried making subtle shading, but is it maybe too subtle?

practice makes perfect :)

wait howd you get 2/5 from 7/10????

[The Hydra]

im not a square!!!!

ill serve!

HUAH!

dammit! i missed!

what was i supposed to be reviewing?

oh

the picture

it is a twat. a good one though

Chickenlump responds:

You're not very good at kickball.

Howsabout hackeysack? Or lacrosse?

[What's Worse Than Being Raped?]

and where did the spider touch you?

well?

answer the attorney!

Chickenlump responds:

Here...here...here...twice here...there...this place three times...and here.

[To Dance Upon Time's Eyelid]

its like defining the pure design of gods creature

s

here's an equivalent to the metaphorical phrase

dying in the black hole of an armadillo's toe

i love deep thinking :D

Chickenlump responds:

D-D-D-D-D-Deep Thinking.

For realz.