Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Soap's Ramblings 2]

companies make money because their employees need paychecks. its a basic function of economy you imbicile.

valentines day is just a day to celebrate the idea of love and lack therof. instead of complaining, why not try and make some money off of it? thats really the point of holidays: making money, and spending it. circulation of wealth i a huge part of holiday tradition, even if the spirit of the thing is there, you need some kind of value behind it, or it comes off as just another day.

you seem to have no concept of self worth, and instead of trying to make yourself into something, you complain about other's successes. good job

[Short and Sweet]

it was a good story of shallow tendency and female promiscuity, though the melodrama seemed to make her all the more terrible and it dragged a little.

oh well, for what it was, i liked it. it wa a bittersweet ending, and really didn't go anywhere. it wa okay though.

[Moisture Care]

okay, i'll admit, i laughed

the premise was silly, the characters were silly, but... it was animated well, and i enjoyed the final line.

adequate job =)

[The Noob Adventures Episode 6]

didn't laugh

yeah there's effort, but its never... funny. i almost chuckled at "yoda_morpheus" because its a nod, but... it did nothing different. its just a training montage.

its definitely not my kind of flash, but i'm not going to complain. its just not funny in the slightest

[Sore Street Romance]

interesting

though alot of cliche "intense wide angle" shots you created seemed unnecessary, and the trumpet was completely flat through the entire song. you might say it created a bit of noir sadness, like the trumpeteer wasn't even happy enough to tune up, but no. thats a basic recording issue thats simply glaring all throughout.

this of course doesn't make it bad by any means, but it does leave it far from perfect. i liked the visual style, the silhouettes, the motion, and the effort highlighting certain objects.

not bad work.

Basset-Hound responds:

Thanks for reviewing, yeah the trumpet is very flat. I was only playing the trumpet for 2 or 3 months when I was recording this, but looking back and seeing lots of things that I could improve now easily only confirms that improvement has been made :)

Thanks for the review.

[Surface EP 2 (Part 2/ 2)]

its okay

when your writing is cliche and your characters are all the pretentious "stare at an off angle that implies dramatic clause character", you dont have much groundwork to end a story with.

not to mention that 1 tween of a decent anime drawing and a white looping graphic for talking isn't very... professional in the least. it shows you were lazy with the actual product.

as for the art, its just basic, mildly-sloppy anime characters that all react how they would in any other stock late 90's anime. the voice acting is okay, but its definitely not perfect, although i don't expect it to be.

not a wonderful piece, but its at least something. it at least tries to have a coherent story thats somewhat engaging. my final thoughts? well... if you like to browse anime just to watch the same tired cliches over and over because you think its "cute" or "brooding", then you'll probably fall in love with this. i give it a modest recommendation just for the voice acting.

[American Pokemon]

i laughed

until i laughed more

[Pencilmation: The Caveman]

another... interesting thing

its animated well, and its executed nicely, but in the end... really didn't have premise or purpose. it was just... stuff.

then again, i like stuff. good work with the filler! =)

[Fritt the (C) Ferret]

my dick

okay this is simple awesome. put a picture of fritt on every copy of SOPA and ACTA so they will be DESRRRRROOYYYYYYFFDDD

wald can you ever not be amazing?

[TF2 - The Question]

add a teaspoon of

godzilla

good anibmamationffffff