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[Soup of the Day #14]

i have pride in my cunt

Dosensuppen responds:

I have a cunt in my pride.

[Pkmn: World of Chaos Ep 8]

you put alot of effort into this weaboo mc. forced writing. the writing is the worst thing in this, though i'm not a fan of the uneased tweens and the forced jokes with anime expressions because you wanted it to sound more "anime".

i seriously don't like the cliches, but you did do alot to make this interesting and long. i have to give you credit for the effort, but thats about it.

the voice acting, the music, the premise, the boring battle, are all mediocre and somewhat forced.

teejay-number13 responds:

I'm sorry this wasn't exciting and original enough for you, or that other cultures offend you. But actually, I'm trying to making it more like the game, not the anime. There isn't a single reference in this to anything Japanese (no Japanese words, or song lyrics) but I did decide to add one part with drawn characters and yes, they did have some anime expressions. But that doesn't make me a weaboo. Maybe if I add a rap song to the next episode, you'll start calling me a wigger.

[A-Team]

madfivin'

the actual review:

fuck you and your black kids. IN HELL!

10/10 5/5, favorited, favorite author

Dosensuppen responds:

Oh joy.

[Out Punched!]

you need to work on your smoothness man. you should simply watch some physical motion tutorials or something related to get the feel of gravitation in your animation, and how objects react with each other under normal force.

as for the writing, its a dick joke. its not my thing anymore, but i'm not going to bash it for being overused and tired. its a dick joke. they will be humorous as long as males walk the earth, despite if a few thinks they are juvenile.

SnowyBangers responds:

bickus dickus.

[ToyStory4]

pony pun time

colt you possibly stop that? hoove you ever seen anything more uninspired? your just media horse for making this. pony up the time you made me waste watching this. why the long face there carbon? didn't like me trampling your movie with this review?

Carbonwater responds:

Shh... spoliers.

[-The jar-]

i feel a ton of effort. it feels like you really wanted to do something here, and it shows. the plot was confused and really lead you nowhere, but for a little 3D art film, not terrible.

i especially love the windwaker influenced visual style. it worked well, and made me compelled to see all the creative camera angles and lighting.

honestly, it just needs a more interesting plot and more interesting pacing. thats about it and you'd have yourself something fantastic.

[Dem Pokemons...]

"pwnt"? this is 2012 and your resorting to that.

when i see a ton of memes abused in rather decent animation, it disappoints me. it truly does. the exact thing we should be stopping is the abuse of these recycled, rehashed, boring ideas and trying to move into something more clever with our material. there wasn't a joke in this. not 1. not 1 attempted play at humor, shock, resulting unexpected action, or cost.

this is the bottom of the barrel in writing people. i cannot stress that enough, and i know my shit when it comes to barrels and being at bottoms of them.

SamGreen responds:

^ Took it too seriously. Sorry my humor doesn't arouse you. I'll try better next time. :)