Horsenwelles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rub a Dub Dub]

cum cum cum <3

Krutches responds:

:PantsEmote:

[Paradigmadness]

even though this didn't do much new or innovative, it certainly held highly towards a franchise of animations with a stunning torch.

the animation in the first portion stole the fucking show, but the rest were solid and fun to watch. yeah, most were 2D action+killing video game shit turned into a flash, much like every other madness, but the first portion is so good, and the rest so polished, that this deserves a 4 stars minimum.

wonderful flash, despite not being original.

[The Brony Madness]

1. 2d side scrolling killing with bad cut outs of pony heads. really original.

2. no plot resolution with the main character dying for no reason. original

3. what does my little pony have to do with madness? nothing. if handled better there might have been something here

4. whats the point? or even more important what is the plot? why are the characters doing what they do?

you sir have reached a low that has been there since kids went on the internet. one that is not new or exciting, but ratherone that is bland, stale, forgettable, and full.

Phat-Rat responds:

Okay, I apologize my first animation didn't reach your expectations. I am still new to the whole madness scene, I understand that the animation does not have a story line, but I will be building one with my next part. Besides I only started this last week, didn't have much time to work with it. Thanks for the review, I'll make sure I fix my errors in the future!

[Madness Attemptation]

CREATIVITY HONEST TO GOD CREATIVITY

oh boy i wat screaming out of my seat when i saw this. another flash that is honestly different from the others!!! even though yours and mine are the only ones to be different so far today, i favorited this. it made me full of glee. it made me really excited and happy to see another artist come forward and think outside the constant tweens and multitudes of senseless violence.

even though there are flaws in the execution of this flash, its still more than enjoyable. its downright wonderful.

i'm proud to run in the race against another creative person. well done.

DrJuiceMan responds:

I just checked yours out and by god, you beat me in the creativity department.Thanks a bunch though for the very positive reaction!

[Tacosoup vs Madness]

reminds me of the old days of the clock crew

it goes against my sense of taste but boy those memories

[Madness day short 2012]

preloader next time. also try making sure your swf is working properly

[Random Madness Test]

interesting concept, and it looks more like a tech demo than an actual flash.

the animations (for the most part) were good, but sometimes they tried to make something they thought was funny or relevant, when it clearly wasn't. its very little to fight against the concept, but the concept itself really isn't that incredibly groundbreaking or necessary.

juanford66 responds:

ty.

[Kingdom Farts!]

didn't laugh or smile at this. you have a major issue with joke context and timing. the entire time i was like "i have seen these set ups and pay offs before. where's the creativity? oh yeah i forgot this is a kingdom hearts parody on the internet".

you tried to make it spammy for comedic effect, but the rest had more effort put into it to the point where its neither good spam nor good parody. this isn't satire because its not over the top about the production and ideas themselves. its the execution of those drab ideas and mediocre at that.

you did get close to 1 chuckle when mickey said "then i used my house key", but then it went on, and fucking on with these boring, unfunny jokes.

tip: if you want to learn how to write, stop thinking that 'farts' are funny on a first reaction level. same with memes and other basic 'this existed' jokes. try to think of your own dialogue and how you can completely defy expectation.

MistyE responds:

thanks for the review, i'll work on it.

[Xionic Madness 4 Part-1]

effort put into an unbelivably cliche thing about pretentious people given way too much importance for no reason. this was all a gigantic production of dumb video game shit, much like star wars episode 1. instead of characters doing things that leave an impact and matter, you have nameless characters who say that they have some major value, and do visually impressive things, but have no weight and dont matter to anyone.

you should try writing a script without explanation or constant anime cliche things you'll find in bad, modern video games.

[Breaking The Laws]

fucking elf. you make the most quality shit.

great job once again buddy