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mind numbing and boring BORING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING get it? because its a DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

soniclinkerman responds:

Nah it's not a drill

final boss is WAYYYYYYYYYY too hard.

too many glitches in the door systems (got stuck twice)

BUT I LOVE THE REST!!!

add more stuff and make more enemies and you have yourself a masterpiece

Yword responds:

Sorry about the boss difficulty and glitches.... And thanks a lot for playing too!

i speedrunned your game and beat it in like 4 seconds. worst platformer i ever played. you get no cookies and no milk and i'm taking your shampoo away for a whoooooole month!

JackAstral responds:

lol r u high

ok i really enjoyed the idea, but GOD DAMN THE RNG.

ok, i had a weapon with 1 miss rate out of 8 and it missed 70% of the time.

seriously, either i magically hit the button exactly on time to miss (which i wasn't) or there is something up with the frame timing on the RNG pushing the selector to hit the 0 damage option more often than it should.

it really pisses me off when i put a solid effort to play a game and the luck factor kills me off for no apparent reason. its just lottery death.

great art style, horrible audio effects, HORRIBLE rng that fails more than succeeds, and high replay value if you get hooked on the lottery.

PS: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO SET UP A DUNGEON EACH TIME BETWEEN FLOORS? IT KEPT FAILING TO MAKE A USABLE DUNGEON OVER AND OVER FOR MINUTES ON END BECAUSE THERE IS NO FAILSAFE CODE.

sorry, the laziness of the RNG just... its pissing me off the more i think about it.

PestoForce responds:

Ha ha, you do realize that YOU are the RNG in this... I swear it's not rigged!

i cant beat the water dragon in level 8. the jumps are too harrrrrd

VioletVulpine responds:

No way.

okay man

best game of the year. its stupid, simple, and frankly, hilarious.

i had a blast laughing my ass off at it.

Emrox responds:

Thanks, frand.

you already know what i think matt

very intense meta-game you set up guys. nice work

FrozenFire responds:

W00t! Did you finally beat it all on hard?

very nice

the game is very well put together and functions fluently.

the only things that can be improved are the button graphics, and the drag-and-drop portions were off-centered for me.

great job

Olmate responds:

Sorry about the off-centered stuff, the game was originally for phones, and that's the way drag and drop works on the phones. Will change it tho for the web version.

136 after 2 beers :D

nice little test you've made!

i really appreciate a well-made "game" like this

DemiseAnimation responds:

Thanks :)!

i always love your illustrations

even if most are fanart, they are just simply great

your a definite artist that keeps NG alive

(and really.... who doesn't love good fanart every now and then right?)

Sabtastic responds:

Hehe - yeah, I tend to do a LOT of fanart... :B

i'm horsen. i make cartoons, music, art, and mischief on the net. get down you funky clowns.

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