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Horsenwelles
i'm horsen. i make cartoons, music, art, and mischief on the net. get down you funky clowns.

Daniel @Horsenwelles

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when i wake up in the morning...

Posted by Horsenwelles - February 1st, 2010


i take a hot shower,

i have a delicious piece of toast and coffee,

i get ready for a day of school,

i look at the blue, ever-expanding sea-scape above me that inspires me to start the day...

and then i get home, THE FAKKKS!

i got a bunch of cool mails from a kid named "M bot"!

wowwee!!!

when i wake up in the morning...


Comments

OH MY GOD.... well i got deleted by m bot one time for leaving a bad review for some dancing faggot.... and it was deemed helpful...

well WHATAYAKNOWABOUTDAT!?

So I have this great idea for a flash series called dante takes on the third world countries were you interview people from haiti

yum yum!

do you have morning woodddd

OH WOWW!!! so thats what you call waking up and beating your family senseless with a wooden baseball bat!!!

yep

vote ninja kids x2 flash of the month

whend

...feeling like pee dee, put my glasses out the door, im gonna hit this city

on demotropolis blvd son

before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cause when i leave for the night i aint comin back.

very nice bro

DUDE ! Just what the hell do you write and all your reviews get deleted ?

i wrote recipes to my magic bunt cake!

By the way:I like your lifestyle.It feels so carefree !

its not

Pfft. Good goin' Dante. All you are missing is a flash submission based dicks, under the impression that it's art of the highest kind. Then, you need to upload another flash of you nudeygroovin' with your body painted to look like you belong in folsom prison. And finally, you need to sexually harass one the site mods via PM. Then, you might just succeed at being a jerk! HUZZAH!
Oh well. You're one third of the way there already and one out of three ain't bad!

At this point, I would say "just kidding," but I think you would've picked up after reading "Pfft."

Pfft.

What the fuck was I thinking?????

Did you get that thing I sent ya?

DarkX.

PS: Whatever became of your experiment? A flash that you claim should take one day should take... well, one day. And Peach only knows to well what happens when you hold out on that prissy, Italian plumber. She found out the hard way that it isn't rape if you yell "SURPRISE!"

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive been working on about 50,000 collab submissions, and a short solo flash

i might squeeze that experiment flash in this weekend (sadly, i wont have internet, so ill have to submit it Sunday night)

and you should get a cat or something

just lettin ya know

Actually, I HAVE two cats, Garet and Jack. Why the suggestion about cats? Do you own any yerself?

it is a suggestion

i had a cat

her name was cobalt

she died

i'm writing simply and non-objectively

My sympathies.
May she rest in peace.

YOU WISH!

she's the toughest zombie in my entire backyard!

!!!
Hunter!!!
wait a minute no...
Jockey!!!
no...
ooh, I know!
TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its actually bill, but we just call him "living challenged"

i have more

BUFAAAKKKS!