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best review i have ever read

Posted by Horsenwelles - September 17th, 2009


in ebola world's new film "messed up bible stories 6", i recently found an incredibly symbolically stupid review

"My opinion is...."
by: sharkwiz
date: 13 hours ago

This is really a very creative way to interpret the bible. Some people can't stand reading 1000 pages worth of text so i find this meaningful. Many see this as a mockery to christianity and i say they can go to hell. Atheist believe in evolution which is somewhat worship anyways......
But good animation really entertaining. Was laughing all the way. :)

12 hours ago

Author's Response:

Yes...Atheist worship evolution. With all those evolution churches. :/ Wait...what?

heres why i love this review soooooo much:

HA!!!! MY REVIEW WAS COMPLETELY ACCURATE!!!

the mass majority of Christians who dont think are indeed inhabiting newgrounds and youtube. this person just accused evolution: a widely believed and now christian-approved scientific theory, of being worshiped. my-----GOD!!!! this is seriously one of the funniest things i have ever heard of in any review that mounted half a paragraph!!!! and 1000 pages too much to read????????

in high school alone, we read over 12000 pages of text a year in novels alone

this guy is a complete failure.

he has no right to worship the religon that he has no knowlege of. his idea of religon in general is flawed. and.... just look at the review itself.....

im a christian, and i really think idiots like these should have thier balls chopped off, so they couldnt conceive children under the same name, unless they be shames thier entire life with a father/mother that comes up with these ridiculous reviews.

and also

here's an odd fellow

best review i have ever read


Comments

Yeah the fellow right there is quite odd... What a strange man.

he has 4 kids, a motorcycle, and 12 dino babies

I hear ya
but I think he just needs enlightenment
ALSO the fellow seems too normal to be odd therefore he is SUPER ODD

what is odd? really?

it was a bad idea to post this

help!

i need somebody, Help!

not just anybody, Help!

not the brightest kiddo are ya

daaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hay booss!

want i shud taik dis' guy to da' cleanas?

how many times are you gonna edit that first response

once

i just thought it was appropriately idiotic and redundantly unsound.

its the only comment i have edited

Same

silly hulala

your dinners getting cold!

anyways back to my original point this newspost was a bad idea no one cares etc

does anyone really care about anything other than media?

I like how rtil announces that no one cares

after responding 4 times.

cute isn't he :3

someone likes my user picture!

what a waste of a frontpage post

what a waste of a comment on a waste of a frontpage post, kid!

DANTE BANTE

hi

you and your "do not disturb" status

and BaperPat,

you always show a dark side to snow :)

"im a christian, and i really think idiots like these should have thier balls chopped off"

That's pretty much where your argument lost the shred of merit it might have possibly contained.

i am a christian

anyone who actually thinks that all christians are mindless idiots who believe in what the church shoves down thier throats is only true for those whose minds have been trapped.

i seriously do not like negative stereotypes that people impose on someone who has the ability to not be persuaded by any single person in what to believe.

you sir

are a fudgecicle

That fellow is getting a baby from a baby store!!!!! No wonder why her grandma is so sick.

dino baby

dion baby

Right when you said that info to me about all that motorcycles and dinos I heard them all outside, I swear.

you live in jersey... right?

i dont see your point.

bottom line, god doesnt exist.

i dont get the arguement

sorry

take 'dis foo to 'da cleanas 2 dawg ^^^^

TIME TO TAKE DIS MEAT BAAAG TO DA CLEENAS!!!

A truly peculiar man, indeed.

HE spreads his butter on his bread one leg at a time

I'm thinking the OP is a little kid... They seem to like cartoons too these days!

HA!

i really think idiots like these should have thier balls chopped off
....as Jesus intended.

yes

the lord is my dunkii

Well in either case, whether it be your or he\she's, i think getting into a drunken stupor is in order, while looking at this odd fellow's picture. Thinking "WHY THE HELL DOSE HE HAVE A PORN STARS MUSTACHE!?!" Cuz if any of us gets too drunk, we are all in the same position, whether your atheist or in any other religion, you maybe found hugging a toilet seat praying to god to get out of this mess. To the disclaimer: looking at the picture is irrealivant.... bottoms up, sailor!

glug glug

downt'chu tell mehg wheen i'eve head enoof!

no one cares

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plus

you commented in that

and rtil commented 4 times before you sir :D

DICK ME

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