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Horsenwelles
i'm horsen. i make cartoons, music, art, and mischief on the net. get down you funky clowns.

Daniel @Horsenwelles

Age 32, Male

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davidson highschool graduate

alabama torture

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Posted by Horsenwelles - December 25th, 2008


XB360 for christmas BITCH :P

anyway

im working on the biggest project I've ever attempted!

a 150 second flash!!!!!

its mostly for artistic gratitude, but it will be NG worthy when its finished

its bad ass already!!!!

and in other news...

im addicted to sin city and fight club

and in weather.....

no snow :C

lets see...... anything else.....

JOIN THE MOST CONTRAVERSIALLY AWESOME COLLAB EVER!!!!

and.....

t00l rocks

i think thats it

well from all of us here at DBN, fuck off san diego! :D


Posted by Horsenwelles - December 9th, 2008


hurray! Fawx baez has turned into a 14 year old mutant disaster :D

im glad he has gotten alot of internet birthday stuff

also

JOIN THE FLASH EVENT OF THE YEAR!!!

journey of sixty seconds!!!


Posted by Horsenwelles - November 22nd, 2008


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
470568

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AWESOME IRISH CUNT!!!!

ONEY IS FASTER THAN ANY WILL SMIFF!!!


Posted by Horsenwelles - November 12th, 2008


IT IS STARTING TO GROW!!! AND I DONT MEAN THE COLLAB EITHER!!!! XD

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thats the PREVIEW

I have 10 people currently making or have made parts

JOIN ON THE BBS POST HERE


Posted by Horsenwelles - November 3rd, 2008


IT WONT BE CALLED MARIO FUNNIES!!!!!

it will be called "FAT RED SUITED PLUMBER COLLAB"

I AM STILL ACCEPTING SATIRIC PARTS!!!!!!!

anything pertaining to mario and its history with clever references to hypocricies, or jokes that are overrated (and etc like that).

they dont have to be perfect, but NOT spam.

i have 3 parts so far, and 8 people working

the ratio is still 400x300

and 24 fps

PUT YOUR OWN FUCKING MUSIC IN

happy backalleys????

(allegedly) mario funnehs update


Posted by Horsenwelles - October 17th, 2008


JOIN MARIO FUNNEHZ!!!!!

its not in the backalleys, but its the perfect collab of mario "spam" with actual effort!!!!! :D

if you have seen metal gear funnehs, you know what im talkin about!!!!

400x300

24fps

BG white

make it as crappy as you want, but please do have courtesy for real flash artists, and keep it relevant :D

GET TO WORK!


Posted by Horsenwelles - October 8th, 2008


look at my new user images!!!!

also....

SPRITE A WEEK BITCH! >:)

oh... and

MY CURRENT CRAP IM WORKING ON!:

1. awesome hominid
2. sprite a week
3. homework.... (grapes of wrath)
4. mario funnehz
5. castle crashers collab (im basicially finished...)
6. and a tutorial on ANIMATING, for you :P

ENJOY TEH FUNNEH!

PS: dont forget to ask for a castle crashers metal wallpaper for your desktop! (i have BOTH WIDESCREEN AND NORMAL SCREEN :D)

PPS: COCK JOKE!


Posted by Horsenwelles - September 11th, 2008


you can also PM me for a wallpaper for your desktop! both in widescreen or 4:3!!!!!

(i have specialized versions and added effects for each!)

ultimate crasher


Posted by Horsenwelles - September 4th, 2008


the nice companion cube on the TV said that the hurricane would be found at the end of all 19 hours, but i found myself with power and everything!

it was all a lie!

GLADYS WAS LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME!

THE HURRICANE WAS A LIE!

THE HURRICANE WAS A LIE!!!!!!!

no, seriously, we diddnt get hit :D


Posted by Horsenwelles - August 30th, 2008


i took all of my best sprite animations, and made the largest 1-man sprite compilation ever to hit newgrounds!!!

bigger than any of the skittles and bits!

almost as big as sprite TV 1!!!! (except the screen size....)

i worked my ass off, so go watch it here!!!

PS: hurricanes in AL soon!